Words Like Locusts Flew From Her Fingers

Hey, It Could Happen…

The Onion | Cheney Vows To Attack U.S. If Kerry Elected: “‘If the wrong man is elected in November, the nation will come under a devastating armed attack of an unimaginable magnitude, one planned and executed by none other than myself,’ Cheney said, speaking at a rally in Greensboro, NC. ‘When they go to the polls, Americans must weigh this fact and decide if our nation can ignore such a grave threat.’”