Words Like Locusts Flew From Her Fingers

Gotta Love Dave Barry

No Thanks for the Memories (washingtonpost.com): “[In May of 2004] …the nation’s mood does not improve when the Department of Making Everybody in the Homeland Nervous raises the Official National Terror Index Level to ‘Stark,’ based on having received credible information indicating that al Qaeda terrorist cells are ‘probably up to something’ and ‘could be in your attic right now.’”