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Please, read through the message below:

Dear Sir,

Naturally this mail will come to you as a surprise, but if I may crave your indulgence, I am Pascal Johnson, the first son of Kgaswane Johnson, the most popular black farmer in Zimbabwe who was recently murdered in the land dispute in my country. I appeal to you to exercise a little patience and read through my mail and I guarantee you will not have wasted your time.

Before the death of my father, he had taken me to Johannesburg to deposit the sum of US21.5 Million (Twenty One Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States dollars) in one of the private security companies, as he foresaw the looming danger in Zimbabwe. This money was deposited in a box as gemstones to avoid much demurrage from the security company.

This amount was meant for the purchase of new machines and chemicals for the farms and establishment of new farms in Swaziland. This land problem came when Zimbabwean President Mr Robert Mugabe introduced a new Land Act Reform, which affected the rich white farmers and some few black farmers. This resulted to the killing and mob action by Zimbabwean war veterans and some lunatics in the society. In fact a lot of people were injured and some killed because of this Land reform Act for which my father was one of the victims. It is against this background that, I and my family fled Zimbabwe for fear of our lives and are currently staying in a European country where we are seeking political asylum and more so have decided to transfer my father’s money to a more reliable foreign account since the European Union (EU) Law prohibits a refugee (asylum seeker) to open any bank account or to be involved in any financial transaction throughout the territorial zone of European Union.

As the eldest son of my father, I am saddled with the responsibility of seeking a genuine foreign account where this money could be transferred without the knowledge of my government who are bent on taking everything we have got.

I am seeking for a partner who I have to entrust my future and that of my family in his hands and must let you know that this transaction is risk free. If you accept to assist my family, and me all I want you to do for me, is to make arrangements with the security company to clear the consignment (funds) from their affiliate office in the Netherlands. I have already given directives for the consignment to be brought to
the Netherlands from South Africa.

I have two options for you. Firstly, you can choose to have certain percentage of the money for your assistance in this transaction. Or you can go into partnership with me for the proper profitable investment of the money in your country. Whichever option you want, feel free to notify me. I have also mapped out 5% of this money for all kinds of expenses that will be incurred in the process of this transaction. If you do not prefer a partnership I am willing to give you 20% of the money while the remaining 75% will be for my investment in your country.

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If you are interested and willing to assist me you are at liberty to contact me via my private e-mail [deleted to protect Pascal's privacy and also just in case some poor doofus reads this and thinks they ought to get in touch with him].

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I implore you to maintain absolute secrecy and confidentiality in this transaction.

Yours Faithfully,

Pascal Johnson