Words Like Locusts Flew From Her Fingers

Other People’s Lives

Okay, I’ve got another idea about why the media are so fascinated by the Pope’s medical condition and this one feels like it’s the closest I’ve yet come to the truth.

I think it has a lot to do with the public’s ravenous appetitie for hearing about other people’s lives. It’s the same thing that generates “news” stories about celebrity divorces. It’s the same thing that’s made Jerry Springer a millionaire. It’s the same strange and unhealthy hunger that’s given birth to “Reality Television”.

Also, I think a lot of people have a sort of “Precious Moments” attitude towards the Pope. It’s easy to understand I guess–if you assume that lots and LOTS of people are kinda dumb. (And I do!) I mean… scroll down and have a look at the Pope’s photograph. He looks kindly and cherubic. He looks like a sweetie-pie. Make no mistake, though. The Pope is one tough old bird. He’d have to be. And he’s complicated. VERY VERY complicated. There’s a lot I like about this Pope but…he’s noone’s kindly old grandfather.

So…I guess a lot of people like being spoon-fed simple stories about other people’s lives.

Hmm.