Words Like Locusts Flew From Her Fingers

And I Always Thought of Myself as More of a Libertarian…

Political Quiz – Democratic Loyalty Quiz
Your score is 10 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a pure, unabashed, die-hard Democratic loyalist. You are appalled by the way Republicans are turning America into a theocratic, corpo-fascist police state, and you’d gladly walk through a furnace in a gasoline suit to elect a Democratic president. In your view, there is no higher form of patriotism than defending America against the Republican Party and every intolerant, puritanical, imperialistic, greed-mongering, Constitution-shredding ideal for which it stands.

Maybe they just didn’t ask the right questions. Regardless, it’s all true. Except maybe the part about walking through a furnace.