Words Like Locusts Flew From Her Fingers

Freak of Nature

Other people may get excited about tortillas that seem to have an image of the Virgin Mary on them — but not me. What gets my adrenaline going is a sweet potato that looks like a mutant orange rat with antlers!

Notice the very thin squiggly tail coming out the back?? Here’s a closeup of the sweet-potato-rat’s head showing the delicacy of the antlers and the beginnings of TUSK FORMATION!

This is very exciting stuff by pretty much anybody’s standards, I’d say!

I’m thinking I might be able to start a religious cult based in some way on this remarkable discovery.