Words Like Locusts Flew From Her Fingers

I Need This

Lifesize Cow – Krupps.com, Inc.

And it’s on sale! Only $2033.96!! Plus shipping, of course. That’s only $254 plus $50 for residential delivery and another $50 for “lift gate”. I’m not sure what “lift gate” is, but it’s probably important, so we’d better plan on getting it.

If one of you were to get this for me, I promise I would treasure it — and YOU! — forever and ever. I wouldn’t want the one that’s painted with “full detail”. I like it just fine in the “antique stone finish” that’s shown.

I’d keep it in the dining room, I think.

I wonder if it’s sturdy enough that a person could sit on it?

Anyway… even if you don’t buy me this lifesize cow statue, you should check out the Krupps web site. They’ve got an amazing collection of statues and lawn/garden stuff. And when I say amazing, you can be sure I’m not just being dramatic. They’ve got everything. Including wonderful life-sized religious statues, fountains, arbors, artificial rocks. EVERYTHING.