Words Like Locusts Flew From Her Fingers

Manly Men in a Manly World doing Manly Things… in a Manly Manner…uh…like Men.

Man Overboard
I have a new theory about what’s behind everything that’s wrong with the Bush administration: manliness.

Sometimes I think these journalists and authors must be reading my blog and stealing my ideas! Wasn’t it only a few weeks ago that I was writing about Dick Cheney’s masculinity issues?

Though manliness is “the quality mostly of one sex,” Mansfield allows that women can be manly, too, though the sole example he can seem to come up with, and deploys time and again, is Margaret Thatcher.

Bwahahahaha! Ah…heh, heh… poor Margaret Thatcher! She’s the punchline of far too many jokes.

Anyway… yes, manliness. I like manliness…uh…in men. But it has to be GOOD manliness. You know — decisiveness tempered by wisdom. Confidence tempered by humility. Sexual prowess tempered by…um…humor! Yeah, that’s it.