Words Like Locusts Flew From Her Fingers

Feeling Oh-So-Modern Today!

This Modern World
Of the 10.5 Democrats who voted in favor of giving President Bush the powers of a despot, 5.5 are running for reelection. Since these men are all in heated election battles, I think it’s only fair that we get to know them and maybe get a better idea of why they stabbed their party and their country in the back.

What?

You’re still not reading This Modern World?

You need to get with the program, friend. What’s not to love about a website reporting that Senator Joe Lieberman is half Democrat and half douchebag? (Though, actually, I’d argue that calling Lieberman a douchebag is an insult to those noble — and useful — instruments of feminine hygiene.)