What Are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?
44%
This is a total lie. My chances of surviving a zombie apocalypse are WAY higher than this because I have an unusually deep understanding of how to deal with zombies. I’ve been reading zombie fiction for years and, trust me on this, I know how to deal with the undead.
For example. This quiz makes a big deal out of having a gun and knowing how to do an effective head-shot. However, the gun is not really the best weapon when you’re in an urban environment with a bunch of zombies around. Don’t forget. The average zombie is attracted by loud noises. Very often, your best zombie dispatching device is going to be a blunt object.
Anyway. Take the test. But don’t necessarily trust the results.
Posted by RebeccaHartong on April 15, 2008 under Life
See, now it told ME that I have a 55% chance of survival, which is just silly. I know nothing about zombies. Oh sure, I could live in my basement, eating raw pork chops and tubs of Cool Whip, but if a zombie broke in? I would probably just throw a bag of frozen peaches at it and try to crawl into the washing machine. Before too long, I would be eating brains like the rest of them.